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  Twitter / Oatmeal 9:40 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: While we’re discussing names, I’d also like to point out that "soccer" has nothing to do with covering women in socks and then kicking them 

  Oatmeal: While we're discussing names, I'd also like to point out that "soccer" has nothing to do with covering women in socks and then kicking them
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 9:30 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: Because JesusBeerBall was too hard to remember RT @ysergis: Why do Americans call FOOTball a game that is played with hands?
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 9:21 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: RT @The_Empty: SO EXCITED ABOUT THE SUPERBALL!!! /cc @Oatmeal
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 6:39 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: Want to make a football fan's head explode? Say this: SO EXCITED ABOUT THE SUPERBALL!!!
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 6:13 pm on February 5, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: Today in a nutshell: http://t.co/TUfsUBDn #SuperBowl
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 7:38 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: I nominate @robdelaney for a Shorty Award in #humor because his jokes give me big burpy lols quite consistently
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 7:20 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: @gapingvoid thank you sir!
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 6:57 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: I made some Valentine's Day cards http://t.co/63FZU0eZ
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 7:44 pm on February 1, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: My daily lie http://t.co/WKpg5e7L
   
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  Twitter / Oatmeal 6:57 am on January 26, 2012 Permalink  

  Oatmeal: @Bert_VdA http://t.co/e9fE3mi1